Bumper stickers are those slogans that you see on the back of cars.
@ I love animals.
@ They taste great.
@ If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
@ Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
@ Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
@ Few women admit their age.
@ Few men act theirs.
@ Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
@ If this sticker is getting smaller, the light is probably green.
@ Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
@ Honk if you love peace and quiet.
@ Don't follow me. I'm lost too.
@ I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
@ Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
@ I have good brakes. Do you have good insurance?
segunda-feira, 16 de abril de 2012
quinta-feira, 5 de abril de 2012
EASTER RIDDLES
Hey everyone!!!
What did the kangaroo say on Easter morning?
Happy Easter!
What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
Jelly beans!
How do rabbits say goodbye to carrots?
It´s been nice growing you!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
What do rabbits get when it rains?
Wet!
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
How does the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
He said it was egg-cellent!
What side of a rabbit has the most fur?
The outside!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
Hope you have a nice holiday!!
HAPPY EASTER!!
And don´t forget: NO CLASSES ON SATURDAY 7.
Bye!
What did the kangaroo say on Easter morning?
Happy Easter!
What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
Jelly beans!
How do rabbits say goodbye to carrots?
It´s been nice growing you!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
What do rabbits get when it rains?
Wet!
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
Lots of eggs-ercise!
How does the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
He said it was egg-cellent!
What side of a rabbit has the most fur?
The outside!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny!
Hope you have a nice holiday!!
HAPPY EASTER!!
And don´t forget: NO CLASSES ON SATURDAY 7.
Bye!
domingo, 1 de abril de 2012
HIDDEN COLORS - ANSWERS
Hey everyone!!
Here you have the answers:
Find the name of a color hidden in each sentence:
1. Some parts of the face are the eye, eyebrow, nose, cheek, and mouth.
2. I´m not really dumb; lack of sleep made me forget the answers.
3. If I tell you what she said, will you agree never to tell anyone?
4. In the secret box we found a pencil, a pin, keys, stamps, and a few coins.
5. Are three zeros enough to write the number one thousand?
6. The wheelbarrow hit eleven rocks as it rolled down the hill.
7. When the nurse gives you the injection, just yell “ow” if it hurt.
8. Elsa and Otto ran gently down the path to the river.
9. Before you arrive at Kuala Lampur, please fill out the customs form.
10. I play nearly all the stringed instruments; violin, cello, bass viol, etc.
11. When I opened the window, shining rays of sunlight flooded the room.
12. We´ll go in Jim´s car. Let´s leave at six o´clock.
See you soon!
Bye.
Here you have the answers:
Find the name of a color hidden in each sentence:
1. Some parts of the face are the eye, eyebrow, nose, cheek, and mouth.
2. I´m not really dumb; lack of sleep made me forget the answers.
3. If I tell you what she said, will you agree never to tell anyone?
4. In the secret box we found a pencil, a pin, keys, stamps, and a few coins.
5. Are three zeros enough to write the number one thousand?
6. The wheelbarrow hit eleven rocks as it rolled down the hill.
7. When the nurse gives you the injection, just yell “ow” if it hurt.
8. Elsa and Otto ran gently down the path to the river.
9. Before you arrive at Kuala Lampur, please fill out the customs form.
10. I play nearly all the stringed instruments; violin, cello, bass viol, etc.
11. When I opened the window, shining rays of sunlight flooded the room.
12. We´ll go in Jim´s car. Let´s leave at six o´clock.
See you soon!
Bye.
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