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ANOTHER JOKE!!
TECH SUPPORT
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry application that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. and now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I´ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
REPLAY:
Dear Desperate,
First, keep in mind Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.9 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly wav file. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
@ tech support – suporte técnico
@ upgraded – atualizei a versão
@ slowdown in the overall performance – lentidão no desempenho geral
@ jewelry – joias
@ applications – funções
@ operated flawlessly – funcionavam perfeitamente
@ un-installed many other valuable programs – desinstalou muitos outros programas muito úteis
@ NFL – acrônimo de National Football League – Liga Nacional de Futebol Americano
@ NBA – acrônimo de National Basketball Association – Associação Nacional de Basquete
@ no longer runs – não Rod mais
@ crashes the system – dá pau no sistema
@ nagging – pegar no pé
@ but to no avail – mas sem resultado
@ desperate – desesperada
@ reply – resposta
@ keep in mind – lembre-se
@ entertainment package – produto para entretenimento
@ operating system – sistema operacional
@ try entering the command – tente digitar o commando
@ tears – lágrimas
@ guilt – culpa
@ if all works as designed – se tudo funcionar como deveria
@ overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence – excesso de uso pode deixar o programa Marido 1.0 em estado de Silêncio Mal-humorado
@ Snoringloudly – RoncandoALto
@ mother-in-law – sogra
@ in summary – em resumo
@ you might consider – você pode considerar a ideia de instalar
Sorria, Você Está Praticando Inglês!
Mark G. Nash and Willians Ramos Ferreira
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry application that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. and now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I´ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
REPLAY:
Dear Desperate,
First, keep in mind Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.9 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly wav file. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
@ tech support – suporte técnico
@ upgraded – atualizei a versão
@ slowdown in the overall performance – lentidão no desempenho geral
@ jewelry – joias
@ applications – funções
@ operated flawlessly – funcionavam perfeitamente
@ un-installed many other valuable programs – desinstalou muitos outros programas muito úteis
@ NFL – acrônimo de National Football League – Liga Nacional de Futebol Americano
@ NBA – acrônimo de National Basketball Association – Associação Nacional de Basquete
@ no longer runs – não Rod mais
@ crashes the system – dá pau no sistema
@ nagging – pegar no pé
@ but to no avail – mas sem resultado
@ desperate – desesperada
@ reply – resposta
@ keep in mind – lembre-se
@ entertainment package – produto para entretenimento
@ operating system – sistema operacional
@ try entering the command – tente digitar o commando
@ tears – lágrimas
@ guilt – culpa
@ if all works as designed – se tudo funcionar como deveria
@ overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence – excesso de uso pode deixar o programa Marido 1.0 em estado de Silêncio Mal-humorado
@ Snoringloudly – RoncandoALto
@ mother-in-law – sogra
@ in summary – em resumo
@ you might consider – você pode considerar a ideia de instalar
Sorria, Você Está Praticando Inglês!
Mark G. Nash and Willians Ramos Ferreira
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