HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have some fun with these Halloween riddles !

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn´t have the guts.

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appétit!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice scream!

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords aren´t long enough.

When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you are a mouse.

What was the witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling.

What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
Lazy bones.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers.

Why don't skeletons like parties?
Because they have no body to dance.

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.

What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or tweet.

Fonte: holidays.kaboose.com/halloween-games-jokes