quarta-feira, 17 de agosto de 2011

JOKES AND RIDDLES

What did one eye say to the other eye?
“Between you and me, there’s something that smells.”

When does it rain money?
Whenever there’s some change in the weather.

What’s the longest word in the English language?
Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and last letter.

What has 4 legs, a back, but no body?
A chair.

Forward I am heavy, but backwards I am not. What am I?
A ton.

If two’s a company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine.

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