HOLIDAY!!!!!!! CELEBRATE!!!!!

Hey folks!!!!!

Feriado chegando ... Curtam bastante!
Então, só para lembrar - sem aulas na sexta-feira (September 2nd) e no sábado (September 3rd).
See you around.

JOKES AND RIDDLES

What did one eye say to the other eye?
“Between you and me, there’s something that smells.”

When does it rain money?
Whenever there’s some change in the weather.

What’s the longest word in the English language?
Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and last letter.

What has 4 legs, a back, but no body?
A chair.

Forward I am heavy, but backwards I am not. What am I?
A ton.

If two’s a company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine.

SECOND SEMESTER 2011

Hey Folks!!!!
Última semaninha de férias ... check the schedule for next semester!!!

Turmas de sábado: iniciam dia 30/07/2011;

Turmas de segunda-feira: iniciam dia 01/08/2011;

Turmas de terça-feira: iniciam dia 02/08/2011;

Turmas de quarta-feira: iniciam dia 03/08/2011;

Turmas de quinta-feira: iniciam dia 04/08/2011;

Turmas de sexta-feira: iniciam dia 05/08/2011.

Any question, just call or email us, OK??!!

HAVE SOME FUN !!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCHOOL JOKES

A: Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?She couldn’t
control her pupils!

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.

Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school.
Kid: Yes, but I didn't miss it much.

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can.

Teacher: James, where is your homework?
James: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?
James: You said it was a piece of cake!

Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?
Pupil: I used his pen!

Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet.
Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!

A: What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train?
B: The first goes “Spit out that chewing gum immediately!” and the second goes “chew chew”!

A: Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
B; What was that?
A: My homework!

A: What is white when it´s dirty and black when it´s clean?
B: A blackboard!

FOURTH OF JULY

Independence Day, commonly known as the Fourth of July, is a federal holiday in the United States commemorating the adoption of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776, declaring independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain. Independence Day is commonly associated with fireworks, parades, barbecues, carnivals, fairs, picnics, concerts, baseball games, family reunions, political speeches and ceremonies, and various other public and private events celebrating the history, government, and traditions of the United States. Independence Day is the national day of the United States (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_(United_States)

Check out these sites to have some fun and read a little about the US Independence!!!

http://www.holidays.kaboose.com/july-4
http://www.usacitylink.com/usa/
http:/www.usa.gov/Topics/Independence_Day.html
http://www.apples4theteacher.com/holidays/fourth-of-july/
http://www.history.com/videos/fourth-of-july-history

CRYPTOGRAM

READ ... READ ... READ!!!!!!

Hey folks!!!!!
Que tal dar uma passa pela biblioteca da escola e conferir os novos livros?


• Bats of the World – Gary L. Graham
• Brown Eyes – Paul Stewart
• Danny and Daisy – a Tale of a Dolphin Duo – Suzanne Tate
• Diego’s Manatee Rescue – Sheila Sweeny Higginson
• Dora and Diego Help the Dinosaur – Lara Bergen and Ellie Seuss
• Heidi – Johanna Spyri
• Katie K. Whale - A Whale of a Tale – Suzanne Tate
• Legends of Bikini Bottom – as told by anonymous sea-dwellers
• Lions at Lunchtime – Mary Pope Osborne
• Love you forever – Robert Munch
• Marvelous Mother’s Day Brunch – Jane O’Connor and Robin Preiss Glasser
• Miles and Miles of Reptiles – Tish Rabe
• Once a wolf – Stephen R. Swinburne
• Round the World in Eighty Days – Jules Verni
• SpongeBob, Soccer Star – David Lewman
• The Cat in the Hat – Dr. Seuss
• What’s the Matter, Habibi? – Betsy Lewin

• Del Amor y Otros Demonios - Gabriel García Márquez
• Doce Cuentos Peregrinos – Gabriel García Márquez
• Ego Sum Pinochet – Raquel Correa y Elizabeth Subercaseaux
• Lenin - ¿Qué Hacer¿
• Muerte en el Pentagonito – Ricardo Uceda