A: Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?She couldn’t
control her pupils!
Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.
Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school.
Kid: Yes, but I didn't miss it much.
Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can.
Teacher: James, where is your homework?
James: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?
James: You said it was a piece of cake!
Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?
Pupil: I used his pen!
Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet.
Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!
A: What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train?
B: The first goes “Spit out that chewing gum immediately!” and the second goes “chew chew”!
A: Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
B; What was that?
A: My homework!
A: What is white when it´s dirty and black when it´s clean?
B: A blackboard!
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