SECOND SEMESTER 2011

Hey Folks!!!!
Última semaninha de férias ... check the schedule for next semester!!!

Turmas de sábado: iniciam dia 30/07/2011;

Turmas de segunda-feira: iniciam dia 01/08/2011;

Turmas de terça-feira: iniciam dia 02/08/2011;

Turmas de quarta-feira: iniciam dia 03/08/2011;

Turmas de quinta-feira: iniciam dia 04/08/2011;

Turmas de sexta-feira: iniciam dia 05/08/2011.

Any question, just call or email us, OK??!!

HAVE SOME FUN !!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCHOOL JOKES

A: Have you heard about the teacher who was cross-eyed?She couldn’t
control her pupils!

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t".
Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.

Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school.
Kid: Yes, but I didn't miss it much.

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention?
Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can.

Teacher: James, where is your homework?
James: I ate it.
Teacher: Why?
James: You said it was a piece of cake!

Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?
Pupil: I used his pen!

Teacher: You’ve got your shoes on the wrong feet.
Pupil: But these are the only feet I’ve got!

A: What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train?
B: The first goes “Spit out that chewing gum immediately!” and the second goes “chew chew”!

A: Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.
B; What was that?
A: My homework!

A: What is white when it´s dirty and black when it´s clean?
B: A blackboard!

FOURTH OF JULY

Independence Day, commonly known as the Fourth of July, is a federal holiday in the United States commemorating the adoption of the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776, declaring independence from the Kingdom of Great Britain. Independence Day is commonly associated with fireworks, parades, barbecues, carnivals, fairs, picnics, concerts, baseball games, family reunions, political speeches and ceremonies, and various other public and private events celebrating the history, government, and traditions of the United States. Independence Day is the national day of the United States (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_(United_States)

Check out these sites to have some fun and read a little about the US Independence!!!

http://www.holidays.kaboose.com/july-4
http://www.usacitylink.com/usa/
http:/www.usa.gov/Topics/Independence_Day.html
http://www.apples4theteacher.com/holidays/fourth-of-july/
http://www.history.com/videos/fourth-of-july-history

CRYPTOGRAM

READ ... READ ... READ!!!!!!

Hey folks!!!!!
Que tal dar uma passa pela biblioteca da escola e conferir os novos livros?


• Bats of the World – Gary L. Graham
• Brown Eyes – Paul Stewart
• Danny and Daisy – a Tale of a Dolphin Duo – Suzanne Tate
• Diego’s Manatee Rescue – Sheila Sweeny Higginson
• Dora and Diego Help the Dinosaur – Lara Bergen and Ellie Seuss
• Heidi – Johanna Spyri
• Katie K. Whale - A Whale of a Tale – Suzanne Tate
• Legends of Bikini Bottom – as told by anonymous sea-dwellers
• Lions at Lunchtime – Mary Pope Osborne
• Love you forever – Robert Munch
• Marvelous Mother’s Day Brunch – Jane O’Connor and Robin Preiss Glasser
• Miles and Miles of Reptiles – Tish Rabe
• Once a wolf – Stephen R. Swinburne
• Round the World in Eighty Days – Jules Verni
• SpongeBob, Soccer Star – David Lewman
• The Cat in the Hat – Dr. Seuss
• What’s the Matter, Habibi? – Betsy Lewin

• Del Amor y Otros Demonios - Gabriel García Márquez
• Doce Cuentos Peregrinos – Gabriel García Márquez
• Ego Sum Pinochet – Raquel Correa y Elizabeth Subercaseaux
• Lenin - ¿Qué Hacer¿
• Muerte en el Pentagonito – Ricardo Uceda

EASTER ACTIVITIES

Have fun during Easter holidays!!!!!!

http:\\theholidayspot.com/easter
http:\\funschool.kaboose.com/fun.blaster/easter/
http:\\holidays.kaboose.com/spring/easter/html

ANOTHER JOKE!!

TECH SUPPORT

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry application that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. and now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I´ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed, Desperate

REPLAY:
Dear Desperate,
First, keep in mind Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.9 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly wav file. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

@ tech support – suporte técnico
@ upgraded – atualizei a versão
@ slowdown in the overall performance – lentidão no desempenho geral
@ jewelry – joias
@ applications – funções
@ operated flawlessly – funcionavam perfeitamente
@ un-installed many other valuable programs – desinstalou muitos outros programas muito úteis
@ NFL – acrônimo de National Football League – Liga Nacional de Futebol Americano
@ NBA – acrônimo de National Basketball Association – Associação Nacional de Basquete
@ no longer runs – não Rod mais
@ crashes the system – dá pau no sistema
@ nagging – pegar no pé
@ but to no avail – mas sem resultado
@ desperate – desesperada
@ reply – resposta
@ keep in mind – lembre-se
@ entertainment package – produto para entretenimento
@ operating system – sistema operacional
@ try entering the command – tente digitar o commando
@ tears – lágrimas
@ guilt – culpa
@ if all works as designed – se tudo funcionar como deveria
@ overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence – excesso de uso pode deixar o programa Marido 1.0 em estado de Silêncio Mal-humorado
@ Snoringloudly – RoncandoALto
@ mother-in-law – sogra
@ in summary – em resumo
@ you might consider – você pode considerar a ideia de instalar

Sorria, Você Está Praticando Inglês!
Mark G. Nash and Willians Ramos Ferreira